are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
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in america, we don’t say i love you, we say “want some of my fries?” which i think is really beautiful
(via kickthephantastickz)
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
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